1. Sakura
2. Naruto
3. Sasuke
4. Neji
5. Kisame
6. Karin
7. Chouji
8. Sir Leader (Pein now, zomg)
9. Itachi
10. Tobi
11. Ino
12. Gaara
1.) Have you ever read 6/11 fic? [Karin/Ino]
;o; Noooooo..... that'd be... interesting....
2.) Do you think four is hot? How hot? [Neji]
Hahaha! Neji, the little blind girl? He looks... like a girl. But other than that, ttly lolz.
3.) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant? [Gaara/Sir Leader]
I'm imagining this half-covered-in-shadow Shuukaku baby that's seriously wacked out.
4.) Can you recall any fic(s) about nine? [Itachi]
Too many to name. None that I've read, but I know they exist in great number.
5.) Would Two and Six make a good couple? [Naruto/Karin]
Noooo!! Although I wouldn't doubt that Karin would switch attentions to someone else if Sasuke's constant refusal finally got to her. Not like the latter would ever happen.
6.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? [Kisame/Itachi or Kisame/Tobi]
Kisame/Itachi! Because it's practically canon!
7.) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve...? [Chouji, Naruto/Gaara]
".... deviantart was right!!"
8.) Make up a summary for three/ten fic? [Sasuke/Tobi]
He'd seen his brother before... and nothing had struck his fancy about the stoic, cold and dark exterior of Itachi. However, as soon as he laid his eyes (eye?) upon the younger, he could not restrain the passionate feelings of love that washed over him. What followed was a relationship like none the Naruto cast had ever seen before... and Sasuke was uke! To TOBI.
9.) Is there any such thing as one/eight fluff? [Sakura/Sir Leader]
Well... since we haven't actually SEEN Sir Leader yet, no. But it's coming, I can feel it coming.
10.) Suggest a title for seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic. [Chouji/Gaara]
"I Didn't Mean It! -- Overcoming your Loved One's Sensitivity to Weight Problems"
11.) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted four to do something to one? [Neji/Sakura]
Sasuke and Naruto kill each other off, Sakura gets desperate for a man and turns to the next-dashing young male of the Leaf.
12.) Does anyone of your friends read seven slash? [Chouji]
I bet Alyssa's going to.
13.) Does anyone of your friends read three het? [Sasuke]
I sure hope none of my friends are reading Sasuke het.... They wouldn't tell me if they were, anyways. XD;;
14.) Does anyone of your friends write or draw eleven? [Ino]
No, we all hate her too much.
15.) Would anyone of your friends write Two/Four/Five? [Naruto/Neji/Kisame]
I don't think, even in our wildest dreams, we'd ever actually think up something like that. We might puzzle a way it'd work tomorrow at lunch, however.
16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great excitement? [Tobi]
"TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!!!"
17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? [Sir Leader]
"Welcome to the Black Parade"
18.) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warnings me? [Sakura/Karin/Gaara]
WARNING: Here there be crack.
19,) What might be a good pick-up line for two to use on ten? [Naruto/Tobi]
"I hear you're a good boy? Well, I've been a bad boy. A veeerrry bad boy..."
20.) When was the last time you read a fic about five? [Kisame]
Well... I've never actually READ a fic about Kisame... but I'll use fancomics instead and say it's actually been a while but not too long.
21.) What is six's super-secret la-dee-dah? [Karin]
It's the waterbottles. She loves it when Suigetsu drinks via the straw out of the water bottles.
22.) Would eleven do stuff with nine? Drunk or otherwise? [Ino/Itachi]
I bet if Ino got the chance, she'd be able to convince herself that he was close enough to Sasuke since she would never get the original. So no alcohol involved. In Itachi's case, he'd have to be more than drunk...
23.) If three and seven get together, who's seme? [Sasuke/Choji]
HAHA! HAHAHA! Sasuke. Totally. >D
24.) "[Sakura] and [Itachi] are in a happy relationship until [Itachi] suddenly runs off with [Neji]. [Sakura], broken-hearted, has a one-night stand with [Ino] and a brief unhappy affair with [Gaara], then follows the wise advice of [Kisame] and finds true love with [Sasuke]." What title would you give this fic? Name three friends who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Wow. People would jump at the chance to write that, it strangely kinda fits with most fanpairings involving Sakura... (minus Neji and Kisame's role) I want Alyssa to write it because that'd be hilarious, and I'd read it, Jojo'd read it, Rachel would and maybe Julez too. X3
25.) How would you feel if seven/eight was canon? [Chouji/Sir Leader]
D=
That'd be..... um..... um.... I don't know, actually....
That'd be strange.